During the briefing, charts were deployed to prove the value of donuts. Such highlights include the ability to eat a donut with one hand while writing a report with other -- which is sure to dramatically increase productivity. According to the chart, another benefit is that "Sprinkles prevents grumpiness, mood swings, and irritability."
However, one Facebook commenter pointed out that the best point is that a donut "goes great with coffee or energy drink."
And on this National Donut Day, we have to agree!