Mom records her 4-year-old daughter saying the meanest things

"Can I have your iPad when you die?"

Not everything kids say is endearing. For parents, or those exposed to parents, you can relate to the unusually cruel things children can say to your face. One mother of a shockingly filterless four-year-old decided to record the most brutally honest comments the toddler has said to her, and string them together in this hilarious compilation video. Take a look below.

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Strapping a camera to her head as she goes through her banal morning routine, comedy writer and full-time mom Johanna Stein endures some of the most disparaging indignities lobbied from her pre-K daughter. While the video is clearly produced for the sake of immersing the audience into Stein's supposed misanthropic life of a tired mother, it doesn't take away from the honest satire of children making inappropriate comments about the people around them.

Some of the best zingers:

"Hey mama? Are you gonna make yourself pretty today or are you gonna look like you always do?"

"Claire and I were playing in your underpants and they fit both of us at the same time."

"Your breath smells like a fart."

"Your tummy looks like a bagel."

"Did you take a shower today? Because I don't think it worked."

Stein produced the video as an advert for her book, "How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane and Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source," available on Amazon.

What's the cruelest thing a child has ever said to you? Let us know in the comments below.